Cosby plays a secret-agent-turned-restauranteur who’s forced out of retirement when other agents start getting bumped off by frogs, cats, squirrels and rainbow trout. As for her acting ability, she was more believable giving head to Tommy Lee in that notorious home video.īill Cosby– Leonard Part 6 (1987). Anderson slip in and out of revealing outfits and kick some ass. The “plot” concerns stolen contact lenses, but it’s merely an excuse to let Ms. Lee plays a bodacious bounty hunter who runs a wild bar called Hammerhead. A laughable futuristic sci-fi flick, loosely based on Casablanca, of all things. He’s a cameraman’s (and audience’s) worst nightmare. The funniest moments occur every time the 7’ 1’’ O’Neal stands up and shoots right out of the film’s frame. Unfortunately, O’Neal’s action scenes primarily consist of him walking around with a big hammer, which only makes him look like Robodope. comic, Shaq plays a military metallurgist (!) who, along with his wheel-chair bound scientist friend, is transformed into a chrome-plated crime-fighting machine. As if it wasn’t painful enough watching him play a genie in Kazaam, things got worse in the leaden Steel. After thousands of Godzilla, sushi and karate jokes, as well as countless tedious car chases, “Sayonara” doesn’t come soon enough. “You have big sense of humor,” Morita admits. The two start out sparring- “I ought to stir-fry your face!” Leno screams- but eventually come to respect each other. The Tonight Show host plays a sports car-driving Detroit cop who teams up with a detective from Tokyo ( Pat Morita) to find out who stole a top-secret prototype for a super-turbo engine. ![]() ![]() ![]() So, kick back, crack open a beer and slam in a DVD of my personal best Hall of Shamers: Can you imagine how surprised Liam Neeson was when the Taken movies blew up at the box office? But my favorite is when Hollywood tries to turn some sports star, model, B-actor or felon into an action hero, thereby providing some of the most enjoyable bad movies ever. Keanu Reeves struck gold with Speed but it was years before John Wick catapulted him back up the charts. Bruce Willis found popularity with the Die Hard franchise but then there was Hudson Hawk. Finding that right actor for action film fame is a tricky business.
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